Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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