just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
