How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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