It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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