HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
