i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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