i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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