i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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