"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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