Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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