Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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