didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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