I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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