Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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