We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just high enough for therapy.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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