Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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