Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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