party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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