im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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