You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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