i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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