Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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