Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Let's paint friendship bongs
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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