Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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