I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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