Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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