Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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