just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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