He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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