I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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