i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just invented taco cereal.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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