1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
