You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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