Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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