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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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