12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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