How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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