Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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