You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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