hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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