Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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