the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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