I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
tell me about the fingering
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