Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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