Don't make out with my wife yet
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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