perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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