I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
be right there i have to get my cape
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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