butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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