fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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