Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm really into asian looking animals
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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