i just wanna soil my oats bro
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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