whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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