if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
