6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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