i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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